sluttyoliveoil:

imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you


shutupaubrey:

did u finish ur homework? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

did u do the dishes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

did u walk the dog? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

are u listening to me??? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

balanceandperfection:


kuklarusskaya:

more POB gals

They’re so perfect. When I do a turn in arabesque I look like a hippo with no bone structure.



livestolaugh:

highsch00ls:

5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.

works for me


lifethroughordinaryeyes:

best-of-funny:

X

my lifes struggle

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

swagjustice:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 


#why blaze it when you can praise it
  • Intro:yo dis my paper
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