deadlyspoons:

*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’

(Source: whitedad)

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?


spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear
Spider
  • English:spider
  • Swedish:spindel
  • German:Spinne
  • Dutch:spin
  • Finnish:hämähäkki
  • English:
  • Swedish:
  • German:
  • Dutch:
  • Finnish:what

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

image

IT’S LIKE

no

image

d ont hurt my childern


brozoinks:

i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy lmao

(Source: brozoi)


dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins


unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.



foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

image

IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty


enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

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